Syrian Government to Deport Patrick Michael Sullivan Back to Nanaimo, Canada

Fed up with the jailhouse shenanigans of Canadian Government agent Patrick Michael Sullivan, the Syrian Government has decided to deport Government spy Sullivan back to Nanaimo to face trial for numerous offences including spying on foreign countries and loitering.

Tortured for 16 months in a Syrian prison, Patrick Michael Sullivan refused to hand over the details of secret trade talks related to the now defunct agreement in principle, to the now defunct agreement in principle related to the Syrian charter treaty.

In late January 2008, Sullivan's Canadian lawyer, Edward Howard Braskle, stated, "Sullivan's has had enough of Syria. The food's awful. And there is no TV to watch. Not to mention, you can't get loaded in the Middle Eastern countries, not without getting arrested, of course..."

Patrick Michael Sullivan is expected to be deported back to Canada in early February 2008, where he will be turned over to Canadian Government agents and held indefinitely under new Canadian laws passed since the 9/11 attacks.

(Associated Press - Jan. 31st, 2008 - All Rights Reserved)